It should have been simple

I really wanted this to work. My girlfriend and I love the idea of an app controlled vibe that we can secretly use in public.

But the App itself is a mess.

Firstly, signing in and creating an account should be optional. I dont want to join an online community to use a vibrator.

Secondly, the "record an orgasm" thing just struck me as creepy. But mileage carries I guess.

The preset patterns are inconsistent. When you increase the vibration the pattern alters.

There is not tactile feedback on the phone itself, so if youre using the vibe on someone else you have no idea whats going on.

Using the volume control to increase the vibes intensity bugs me too, for some reason. I dont know why you cant just have a slider on a touch screen.

The apps color scheme is awful, like a bubblegum explosion, with no way to change it.

This vibe is expensive, and would be totally worth it if it just had controls that basically mimicked what the manual controls can do. Instead its way overcomplicated, and trying to build some kind of network of users.

I really didnt expect to get this home and be so disappointed with the interface. Its like having the coolest toy that you just cant play with.

Ill be returning mine, sadly.

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